PROMPT: Write about something you DEEPLY dislike. - There Is This One Guy...

There are several things I could write about. Some more serious than others. Some reveal the depth of my soul, and some reveal the depth of my pettiness. I'm going with petty.

I'm not a fan of the news in general, but there is one news anchor here in the valley, that within moments of him arriving on screen, forces me to change the channel. I'm not sure what it is about him, but it might be his sideburns. News Flash: Elvis is Dead! Another News Flash: Even if Elvis Were Not Dead- The Sideburns Don't Help!



I want to rip them off his head. And I'm sure he wouldn't mind, because it appears he's probably had a million plastic surgeries anyway, so what's one more? And this one would even help the situation. I'm just saying... Now, let's not confuse issues here. My problem is not with sideburns in general. Some guys can sport sideburns, I guess. My problem is with this particular guy wearing sideburns. It's hard to concentrate on what he's saying. In fact, I think sometimes his sideburns are moving. Who can pay attention to the war in Iraq, when moving side burns are threatening to overtake Phoenix. See? It's a problem.